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农夫遇到外星人

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一个外星人,到了一个农村,遇见了一个农夫。外星人对农夫做了“3”的手势,农夫对外星人做了个“5”的手势,外星人对农夫做了个“7”的手势,农夫给外星人一个大拇指。

农夫回到自己的家,对老婆说:“我刚刚遇见了一个外星人,它好聪明哦,它说三,我说五,它说七,我最后给他了个大拇指。"

外星人回到自己的星球,对大王说:“不得了啦!不得了啦!”大王说:“怎么不得了啦?”外星人说:“我刚刚遇见了一个农夫,我说我打死了三个人,他说他打死了五个人,我说我是用枪打死的,他说他是用大拇指按死的。”

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